A Status affects Pawns in myriad positive or negative ways. Statuses are gained as buffs, or inflicted by Pawn attacks, Items, or Styles. Individual Statuses do not stack unless otherwise noted. If a Pawn is affected by a Status and gains the same Status again, the longer duration is chosen.
¶ Bleed
• Pawns with 
bleed take 5% of their remaining hp per second.
• Pawns cannot die from bleed.
¶ Disarmed
Sources: Ship
• Pawns with 
disarmed do not instantiate attacks.
• Their attack cycle continues in the background.
• A Pawn can "lose" an attack if disarmed even for a split-second.
¶ Drunk
• Pawns with 
drunk have a 20% chance to miss.
• Missing while drunk causes a Pawn to change directions.
• Pawns affected by drunk do 1.5× damage.
¶ Hazy
Sources: Smoke
• Pawns with 
hazy have a 50% chance to miss attacks.
¶ Lazy
Source: Cat
• Pawns with 
lazy have a 0.5× penalty to asp.
¶ Scared
• Pawns with 
scared turn away from attacks that hit them.
¶ Sick
Sources: Slug
• Pawns with 
sick take 1% of their missing hp per second.
• Pawns can die from being sick.
¶ Slow
Sources: Mecha, Ship, Bully, Glue, Flask
• Pawns with 
slow move at 0.5× speed.
• The Pawn's actual spd is unaffected.
¶ Sprint
Sources: Fish, Ghost, Mecha, Top, , Bully, Skates
• Pawns with 
sprint move at 1.5× speed.
• The Pawn's actual spd is unaffected.
¶ Stuck
Sources: Cat, Demon, Fish, Mummy, Demon, Glue, Tire
• Pawns with 
stuck do not move normally.
• The Pawn's actual spd is unaffected.
• Some Pawns have special interactions with stuck, like Top and Ram.
¶ Tanky
Sources: Chair, Demon, Ghost, Mecha, Ram, Milkshake
• Pawns with 
tanky take 0.5× damage.
¶ Void
Sources: Fish, Mummy, Witch, Antimatter
• Pawns with 
void ignore all enemy hits.
• Damage from status sources like bleed and sick is not prevented.
• Some mechanics ignore void, like Haunt.
¶ Weak
• Pawns with 
weak do 0.5× damage.