Candle • Cat • Chair • Demon • Fish • Ghost • Mecha • Mummy • Pirate • Ship • Slug • Top • Witch
¶ Pirate 
¶ Parrot
• Every 2.0 seconds, the Pirate throws a parrot in a random direction.
• The parrot flies until it hits a wall, then it returns back to the Pirate.
• Each parrot is a single target attack that does 25 damage.
¶ Trickshot
• The Pirate shoots a ricocheting trickshot whenever alcohol is consumed.
• Trickshot does 50 + 25 × bounces damage.
• Trickshot is a single target attack and expires after hitting 2 walls.
¶ Grog
• Every 5.0 ~ 10.0 seconds, the Pirate drinks some grog.
• Grog applies drunk to the Pirate for 5.0 seconds.
¶ Alcoholism
• The Pirate does not miss attacks from drunk, but can still miss from other effects.
After a storied career as a maritime thief, the Pirate resigned to a life of falconry-based subsistence hunting. However, due to the tropical climate where the Pirate lives and said region's notable lack of falcons, the Pirate instead opted to convince parrots to serve as attack birds.
Despite parrots being technically less deadly than falcons, they've been known to confuse foes by squawking in broken Tagalog before divebombing for the kill. Fortunately for prey, the Pirate is often too drunk to notice if a hunt was successful or not.